Fantasy football, Metromix style

TE: Zach Miller (Oakland Raiders)

Although Tight End is a pretty laughable name for a position, there’s nothing funny about the multitasking required for the furthest man on the line. He has to be able to block, hit and make the occasional catch, all depending on the nature of the play. We’d like to think that Zach Miller, at 6’5, 255 lbs., is the equivalent of having a Honda Element idling on the far end. This season, quarterback JaMarcus Russell will hopefully gain a few moments’ peace in Miller’s shade.