Fantasy football, Metromix style

QB: David Garrard (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Even at a bullish 6’1, 245 lbs., Garrard is still the dark horse among quarterbacks. He led the Jaguars to a Super Bowl run last year that was halted only through the luck and stamina of the Patriots. Even with his size—more suited to a defensive man or a fullback—Garrard can hurl the ball to any receiver he chooses, while also being able to boogie through opposing defenses in a surprisingly spritely fashion. This guy could have a chariot attached to his ankles and still be able to drag the thing downfield for at least a thirty-yard run.