Fantasy football, Metromix style

Def.: Dallas Cowboys

This year’s Dallas defense looks to be a frightening combination of muscle and speed. With the sting of last season’s loss—which had more to do with the Swiss cheese of Dallas’ offensive line than, say, a young blonde in the stands wearing a pink jersey—fresh in their minds, they’ll keep the limbs flying and the opposing QBs fearful in the pocket. With their share of troubled players (like the supposedly reformed Adam “Pac Man” Jones and nosetackle Tank Johnson, who has a propensity for keeping heavy artillery in his home), there's no doubt the Cowboys’ defensive will be busting some heads. In a metaphorical sense, of course.