'Back to school' shopping guide

“I Heart Social Networking” Shirt

Why seek out new Facebook friends when they can just come to you? The “I Heart Social Networking” shirt is an ever-so-ironic way of asking, “Will you be my friend?” to any given stranger. If superficial acquaintances are what you’re after this school year, make this hat priority numero uno.

Price: $23.99. Buy it here.