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Detroit Lions Football Player Toothbrush

No, no, no:  Don't worry about brushing the few teeth you have left in your mouth before hanging with the guys on Sundays. Foget bout it! But after a morning/afternoon/bit of the evening of slamming beers, scarfing down brats, nachos and really anything at all that resembles edible materials -- you must understand that although projectile pieces of whatever it was that you ate earlier did shoot across Ford Field while you were screaming "Fire Millen" a lil cleaning before heading home to the wifey and those kids (who look up to you) might be in your best interests. After, you can even give the souvenir to your son.

Price: $5.95

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