VIP VP: Scarlett Johansson

Name: Scarlett Johansson

Record: Actress / "Singer" (not that anyone really bought that album) / current Woody Allen perversion

Leanings: ScarJo has been actively campaigning for Obama over the past year, but a slightly embarassing stalker-ish claim she made that she and Obama email each other regularly was squashed by his handlers leaving her turned-off political roadkill.

Vice-ness: The No. 2 babe on Maxim's 2008 Hot 100 annual hottie list would certainly raise spirits of all red(and-blue)-blooded Americans, but could she actually handle the role? With one banging body and the ability to deliver her lines better than GW, the only real concern is her O-bsession.